As we recover from the atrocity that was 3D Cartoon Land: Safari, we now find ourselves having to contend with ‘Ultra Dario.’
Developed by BoxitSoft, the free iPhone and iPad title bears an uncanny resemblance to Nintendo’s most celebrated classic.
“Get ready to join Dario in this great arcade game,” its description reads. “With the seal of the classics and the playability of the newest, this amazing drawn game encourages you to collect coins around the most creative levels while avoiding obstacles. Be fast and be careful! The platform style gaming in it´s best!”
… or not, as the case may be. Avoid at your own peril.