GAME has revealed their Eau De Plumber for the holiday season, an Italian-inspired perfume that is pitched as having “the essence of a versatile gentleman.”
Promising to “bring out the ‘wa-hoo’ in you” and priced at £19.99, the 200ml bottle comes packed with the “deep earthy notes of toadstool, balanced with high notes of peach and daisy, and mid-tones of grass lands.”
“This brand-new unisex fragrance is lovingly crafted for the busy gamer on the go,” the specialist retailer explains. “Significant other kidnapped by giant reptilian tyrant? Rushing from one side of town to the other with a strict time limit of 300 seconds? Eau De Plumber has you covered and brings a whole new meaning to words ‘toilet water’.”
As quirky as it is, the bad news is that for those still looking for the perfect stocking filler will be sad to hear that Eau De Plumber is already sold out.